Let’s be honest while flying or invisibility sounds cool, there’s something oddly appealing about the truly useless superpowers. Imagine being able to change traffic lights to green with a wink, or instantly knowing when popcorn is perfectly popped. They won’t save the world, but they’d make your life just a little more entertaining. From always finding a parking spot to perfectly guessing the number of jellybeans in a jar, these powers are more fun than functional and that’s exactly why we want them.

Maybe it’s because useless superpowers are relatable. They’re not about defeating villains or wearing spandex suits; they’re about making everyday life a little more magical. Who wouldn’t want the ability to untangle headphones instantly or remember where they left their keys every single time These powers won’t get you into the Avengers, but they’d definitely make you the MVP of everyday existence. So go ahead dream of the silly, the strange, and the super-pointless. It’s your own quirky kind of heroism. Shutdown123